Wednesday, August 27, 2014

i have an existential crisis every time i watch x-files.

tv is just not for me.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Trying really hard not to be upset that I am being paid 800 dollars to stay in paris for another night with a hotel and meals included but I am I miss Ryan I miss him so much and I am so sick of my mom

Wednesday, July 16, 2014
ill hold you all the my migr until are body’s turn in one Neanderthal beast th ebest
Thursday, July 3, 2014

there is nothing in my apartment and it is so beautiful. i want to turn my living room into a yoga studio and i probably will

Thursday, June 26, 2014




why does my mom insist on calling me girl

"hey girl" precedes literally every phone communication or internet communication that we have

pssst. if u have 3 bux an ur in nashville, go to grimeys then actually go to the basement of grimeys 2mro night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see my boyfriends triceps in action

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

yoga is the most amazing therapy in the world

Monday, June 23, 2014

forever dolphin loveĀ 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

You bring the booze, I’ll bring the lame: a study on the fucking stupidest people to exist aka all of bowling green Kentucky

Lazy people make me wanna vom. So do people whose relationships revolve around alcohol

What an awful, boring life

Wednesday, June 11, 2014